与你的前任打架和化妆性爱

What? You're kicking me out? But why? I can't just fucking leave. Yeah, I know I said I

only needed a place to crash for two weeks, but I need more time. Okay? Like, my place

isn't ready yet. Why are you being so fucking difficult? Listen, I'm sorry I left my panties

on the bathroom floor, okay? So what if your girlfriend is suspicious? Like, you just need

to chill the fuck out, okay? What? What the fuck did you just say? You think I'm trouble?